Susan Reinhardt is a full-time columnist for the Asheville Citizen-Times newspaper, whose syndicated column appears in over 100 Gannett newspapers. Her work has appeared across the country in publications including The Washington Post, The Chicago Sun, Newsday (Long Island, NY) and Woman's World. Her short stories have appeared in Story, Mademoiselle and Writer's Digest magazines. Reinhardt has received awards for her columns, features and fiction writing, including three Best of Gannett awards, and Gannett's Outstanding Writer of the Year in 1998. Susan was born in South Carolina, raised in Georgia, and now lives in Asheville, N.C. with her husband and two children.

Award-winning Gannett newspaper columnist, Susan Reinhardt has made die-hard fans of readers with her wickedly skewed reports from the trenches of American family life, appearing in more than 100 newspapers across the country. Her fans include fellow writers, including Laurie Notaro, author of I Love Everybody (And Other Atrocious Lies), who says "Reinhardt takes the naked, honest truth and sets it on fire in a blaze of laughter. Boldly, brazen, and hilarious, she says what only the brave dare to think." Now, Reinhardt presents a collection of never-before published essays and stories, NOT TONIGHT, HONEY: Wait 'Til I'm A Size 6, just published by Kensington Books in trade paperback.

In NOT TONIGHT, HONEY, Reinhardt cuts straight to the heart of the sublime, the ridiculous - and the saggy - realities of being a working wife, mother and certified slave to a culture that worships women who sport thighs the size of her upper arms.